it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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