Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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