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  • 42 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:32pm
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    did you hook up with that Progressive Insurance chick?

  • 41 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:11pm
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    so? you still got head..

  • 35 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:06pm
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    Bumpits, head, and Sarasota, Florida what a tremendous tradition. I couldn't be more proud of myown area code.

  • 33 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:43pm
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    Oh I'm so cool..."I have to be the first one because I have such a small penis.."

  • 32 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:44pm
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    yeah, don't understand the first... everyone is anonymous anyways

  • 29 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:43pm
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    It can't be from Sarasota...too classy for that. Gotta be a Bradenton problem.....

  • 28 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:19am
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    Yea I am from the south an I never wear bumpits

  • 28 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:47pm
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    Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

  • 29 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:58pm
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    Bumpits are terrible. It's way more worth it if you do it yourself.

  • 27 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:18pm
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    bumpits are the most hideous thing a girl can wear. wtf is wrong with people. You always look like a fucking alien.

  • 25 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:58am
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    Was it the Sarah Palin Signature Edition Bumpit?

  • 26 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:17pm
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    i like my bumpits bitches

  • 25 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:23am
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    I'm a girl, I know what a bumpit is, lrn2google, and I despise them, it makes douchebaguettes look even. fucking. stupider. Newsflash, making your head look bigger isn't going to fool anyone into thinking you actually have a brain.

  • 25 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:42pm
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    Wow! Lol funny as fuck

  • 25 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:06am
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    I hate bumpits! They're so obvious and they look so ridiculous!!! Learn to tease and bump your hair without the help of bumpits

  • 29 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:47pm
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    Bumpits r for ridiculous preppy bitches.

  • 25 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:57am
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    must have been getting head from a fake 'n bake tan ass jersey guido-chic

  • 22 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:56pm
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    the above poster seems to have way too much knowledge about this fashion monstrosity.

  • 28 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:42pm
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    I love bumpits! but that's really funny

  • 23 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:06am
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    you should have shoved your cock so far in it knocked her bumpit off!

  • 25 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:35am
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    do you want to look like an alien with down syndrome?! then the bumpit is for you!

  • 23 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:24am
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    I've solved the mystery: Lesbians! Even if a man knew what a bumpit was he still wouldn't show the slightest concern about it while getting head. However, a woman would make a big deal about the fashionably inept even if she was about to have sex.

  • 20 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:05am
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    8:32 Hahahahaha, good one.

  • 22 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:28am
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    They only look ridiculous if you use the huge ones. The other ones just look like you teased your hair, but with less damage, and they stay longer.

  • 22 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:43pm
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    Or Palmghetto......I mean Palmetto.

  • 22 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:25am
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    Yeah, I'm from the South and I'd never wear a Bump-It.

  • 24 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:04am
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    Bump its need to die and get the hell off of girls heads. It looks fucking ridiculous.

  • 23 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:38pm
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    December 13, 2009 12:06AM hahahaha! Amen to you

  • 19 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:05am
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    It's that ugly bump girls do with their hair

  • 21 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:06am
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    How is this fake cause you dumb bitches don't know what a bump it is??? You bitches probably do this to your hair but don't know what it's called followers

  • 20 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:08am
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    If you can afford cable you should know what a bump it is. Also fuck you I'm from the south. And who gives a fuck if it's fake. Go look in the mirror bitches I'm sure your fake too.

  • 19 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:06am
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    7:06 - maybe not Sarasota but North Port! ha!

  • 20 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:20pm
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    small penis? no shit. i dont have one. i have a pusseh.

  • 16 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:22pm
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    Lame ass way to get a pomp....tease that shit!!!!

  • 21 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:25pm
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    Yeah, I'm a girl and I also had to google bumpit...I don't buy this text at all.

  • 17 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:40pm
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    Bumpits are way better for your hair than teasing it to hell yourself. Plus it never stays on its own.

  • 17 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:29pm
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    I hate the way bumpits make your hair look. It might just be me, but I think it makes girls look extra snobby...if that even makes sense.

  • 16 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:26pm
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    Damn the bumpit. It's good head.

  • 17 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:09am
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    Bumpit is that piece of crap plastic that looks like half a cylinder that girls use on their hair to give it volume. It looks very retarded and 70s. Sorry I didn't want to know what it was but I saw the ad for it a couple if days ago.

  • 21 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:59pm
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    I'm a girlie girl and still had to google what a bumpit is. I call fake on this one.

  • 15 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:54am
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    Two words: Utah hair.

  • 18 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:38pm
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    Urban dictionary claims that if you don't need 2 look up what a bumpit is ur probably an undercover homosexual

  • 11 22
    Submitted by aleb on Jun 6, 10 at 11:39pm
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    Bumpits is the most retarded invention ever created. Obviously made by woman because a man wouldn't have the suffient stupidity required to think of such a ridiculous idea. Slap a bitch. I hope you made her swallow

  • 0 1
    Submitted by lovagurl on Dec 13, 11 at 4:32pm
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    Sounds like SRQ alright

  • 13 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:16pm
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    did you use it to bump it (her head) into your dick?

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