ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Don't make out with my wife yet
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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