are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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