My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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