Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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