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  • Submitted by hybridsongwriter on Dec 16, 10 at 10:16am

    Spoon, stick it in her ass, and tell her you warned her you were a 'prick'

  • Submitted by leafoden on Dec 16, 10 at 11:18am

    It's practically winter and you're in Nova Scotia. You need to cuddle for warmth, dude.

  • Submitted by nonsiaimpaurito on Dec 16, 10 at 8:49pm

    don't ever leave me, cause i'd fiiind youuuuu

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    Submitted by Best_Friend on Dec 16, 10 at 4:51pm

    And I said "IIIIIII'm sleeping in my roommate's bed tonight."

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    Submitted by Rarely on Dec 17, 10 at 9:05am

    Janice?

  • Submitted by erinsaurus on Dec 16, 10 at 10:34am

    I gotta get out of here pronto. I've got a stage 5 clinger.

  • 98 92
    Submitted by kingT182 on Dec 16, 10 at 5:56pm

    Aka DTF

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    Submitted by niceman on Dec 19, 10 at 11:27pm

    What the fuck is wrong with cuddling? You are a fucking loser. You will die alone.

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    Submitted by buddhaman99 on Dec 16, 10 at 3:20pm

    Give her the "alligator fuckhouse"!!!

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    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Dec 18, 10 at 12:26am

    Mmm.... ;)

  • 62 52
    Submitted by said8ED on Dec 17, 10 at 6:39pm

    Likely 2 Girls 1 Bed

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    Submitted by purplenugs on Dec 16, 10 at 10:04am

    knock the bitch

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    Submitted by iowawashington on Dec 16, 10 at 11:19am

    Just make sure you take away her scissors before she comes to bed. Unless you're into that kind of thing.

  • Submitted by bongrippa on Dec 16, 10 at 10:44am

    she sounds highly immature