i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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Spoon, stick it in her ass, and tell her you warned her you were a 'prick'
It's practically winter and you're in Nova Scotia. You need to cuddle for warmth, dude.
don't ever leave me, cause i'd fiiind youuuuu
And I said "IIIIIII'm sleeping in my roommate's bed tonight."
What the fuck is wrong with cuddling? You are a fucking loser. You will die alone.
I gotta get out of here pronto. I've got a stage 5 clinger.
Give her the "alligator fuckhouse"!!!
Likely 2 Girls 1 Bed
Just make sure you take away her scissors before she comes to bed. Unless you're into that kind of thing.
knock the bitch
she sounds highly immature