i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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Spoon, stick it in her ass, and tell her you warned her you were a 'prick'
It's practically winter and you're in Nova Scotia. You need to cuddle for warmth, dude.
don't ever leave me, cause i'd fiiind youuuuu
And I said "IIIIIII'm sleeping in my roommate's bed tonight."
I gotta get out of here pronto. I've got a stage 5 clinger.
What the fuck is wrong with cuddling? You are a fucking loser. You will die alone.
Just make sure you take away her scissors before she comes to bed. Unless you're into that kind of thing.
Give her the "alligator fuckhouse"!!!
Likely 2 Girls 1 Bed
knock the bitch
she sounds highly immature