How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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