Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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"Five Mai Tais later and I still have not drunk dialed you"
Wow...it's not eveen that funny.
is this weird im question whether thiswas my text or not?
Who the fuck cares if its fake!!! Im so sick of people bitching jus read it its fuckin funny...holy shit
Ah, but you drunk texted, and that still counts
I think the phone autocorrected "later" into "Laser". No one else wonders about that? The fact that it's capitalized is even better.
how the hell can you determine a real from a fake drunk text? they look the same. you have no idea.
I don't want to be THAT GUY, but this is fake.
This is my new favorite text on this site
thank you, 12:30 :-)
I could see myself texting something similar. Haha
If this was a chick, fuck her and then in the mornin fuck her again. If it was a dude, fuck him only once.
hey 421 you're right!!!
AGREED!! at least this one is what the site is all about
Finally an op who gets the true meaning of tfln, rather than some half-assed attempt to be witty.
12:22 Smells like little boys doody holes!!
I think it's maitais, the drink, not minutes.
No, 12:30 is correct. Should be Mai tais. Not minutes.
This is a thing of beauty.
The OP and Adam carrola should be curbstomped
this sounds like LOL CATS
Now this, this is what tfln is all about.
No, mai tais 1:26 you spastic.
I think it's supposed to say "Five minutes later and I still haven't drunk dialed you"
I always text like this when I'm drunk
Número UNO!!!!!!! Beeetches!
Could this be an actual drunk text? :D
when are you dumb fucktards gonna stop putting first? enough already DAMNNN
agreeed 8:25. you people need to stop assuming and yelling first
I don't get people who are pissed that they can't understand the drunk texts. HELLO, that was the original point of this site. & for those who are mad because someone posted a drunk text...think about it. That WAS what the site was for, before the mods got ridiculously stupid about their submissions.
can some translate this into english?!!
FIVE????? thata pretty weak
Wtf, When someone posts trying to be funny/witty your whining because it has nothing to do with the site. And when they actually post a text that is relevant to the site it's always "fake".
Now that's a decent tfln text. Finally
1:00am... You just either thought entirely too much into this, or you need a life. There's no need to point out what might be obvious to most. If people don't see it, they don't deserve to have it explained to them.
that's something i would do lol
Five Maitais later and I still have not drunk dialed you
5:29, just because it could be an actual drunk text doesn't mean it actually was
I'm leaning towards fake.
In mother Russia, drunk phone dials you!
-The Mad Russian
I'm with 11:28 on that!