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  • "Five Mai Tais later and I still have not drunk dialed you"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:30pm
  • is this weird im question whether thiswas my text or not?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:54pm
  • Wow...it's not eveen that funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:05pm
  • Who the fuck cares if its fake!!! Im so sick of people bitching jus read it its fuckin funny...holy shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:38pm
  • Ah, but you drunk texted, and that still counts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:29pm
  • I don't want to be THAT GUY, but this is fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:29pm
  • I think the phone autocorrected "later" into "Laser". No one else wonders about that? The fact that it's capitalized is even better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:00am
  • how the hell can you determine a real from a fake drunk text? they look the same. you have no idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:25pm
  • This is my new favorite text on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:28am
  • If this was a chick, fuck her and then in the mornin fuck her again. If it was a dude, fuck him only once. -Adam Carolla

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:34pm
  • thank you, 12:30 :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:34pm
  • hey 421 you're right!!! AGREED!! at least this one is what the site is all about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:12am
  • I could see myself texting something similar. Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:36pm
  • 12:22 Smells like little boys doody holes!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:18pm
  • Finally an op who gets the true meaning of tfln, rather than some half-assed attempt to be witty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:02pm
  • I think it's maitais, the drink, not minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:39pm
  • No, 12:30 is correct. Should be Mai tais. Not minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:33pm
  • This is a thing of beauty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:00pm
  • Now this, this is what tfln is all about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:40am
  • this sounds like LOL CATS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:43pm
  • No, mai tais 1:26 you spastic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:34pm
  • The OP and Adam carrola should be curbstomped

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:38pm
  • I always text like this when I'm drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:34pm
  • Número UNO!!!!!!! Beeetches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:58pm
  • I think it's supposed to say "Five minutes later and I still haven't drunk dialed you"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:26pm
  • Could this be an actual drunk text? :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:29pm
  • when are you dumb fucktards gonna stop putting first? enough already DAMNNN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:10pm
  • agreeed 8:25. you people need to stop assuming and yelling first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:34pm
  • I don't get people who are pissed that they can't understand the drunk texts. HELLO, that was the original point of this site. & for those who are mad because someone posted a drunk text...think about it. That WAS what the site was for, before the mods got ridiculously stupid about their submissions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:21am
  • Now that's a decent tfln text. Finally

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:04pm
  • can some translate this into english?!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:28pm
  • FIVE????? thata pretty weak

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:09pm
  • Wtf, When someone posts trying to be funny/witty your whining because it has nothing to do with the site. And when they actually post a text that is relevant to the site it's always "fake".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:46pm
  • 1:00am... You just either thought entirely too much into this, or you need a life. There's no need to point out what might be obvious to most. If people don't see it, they don't deserve to have it explained to them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:17am
  • that's something i would do lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:10pm
  • Five Maitais later and I still have not drunk dialed you Lmao!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:16am
  • 5:29, just because it could be an actual drunk text doesn't mean it actually was I'm leaning towards fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:31pm
  • In mother Russia, drunk phone dials you! -The Mad Russian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:41pm
  • I'm with 11:28 on that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:31pm
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