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  • 82 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:30pm

    "Five Mai Tais later and I still have not drunk dialed you"

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:54pm

    is this weird im question whether thiswas my text or not?

  • 77 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:02pm

    Finally an op who gets the true meaning of tfln, rather than some half-assed attempt to be witty.

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:38pm

    Who the fuck cares if its fake!!! Im so sick of people bitching jus read it its fuckin funny...holy shit

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:25pm

    how the hell can you determine a real from a fake drunk text? they look the same. you have no idea.

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:29pm

    Ah, but you drunk texted, and that still counts

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:34pm

    If this was a chick, fuck her and then in the mornin fuck her again. If it was a dude, fuck him only once. -Adam Carolla

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:34pm

    thank you, 12:30 :-)

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:18pm

    12:22 Smells like little boys doody holes!!

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:29pm

    I don't want to be THAT GUY, but this is fake.

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:05pm

    Wow...it's not eveen that funny.

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:00am

    I think the phone autocorrected "later" into "Laser". No one else wonders about that? The fact that it's capitalized is even better.

  • 66 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 3:39pm

    I think it's maitais, the drink, not minutes.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:12am

    hey 421 you're right!!! AGREED!! at least this one is what the site is all about

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:40am

    Now this, this is what tfln is all about.

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:33pm

    No, 12:30 is correct. Should be Mai tais. Not minutes.

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:58pm

    NĂºmero UNO!!!!!!! Beeetches!

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:04pm

    Now that's a decent tfln text. Finally

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:36pm

    I could see myself texting something similar. Haha

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:10pm

    that's something i would do lol

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:43pm

    this sounds like LOL CATS

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:46pm

    Wtf, When someone posts trying to be funny/witty your whining because it has nothing to do with the site. And when they actually post a text that is relevant to the site it's always "fake".

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:34pm

    agreeed 8:25. you people need to stop assuming and yelling first

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:10pm

    when are you dumb fucktards gonna stop putting first? enough already DAMNNN

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:38pm

    The OP and Adam carrola should be curbstomped

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:28am

    This is my new favorite text on this site

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:34pm

    No, mai tais 1:26 you spastic.

  • 62 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 1:26pm

    I think it's supposed to say "Five minutes later and I still haven't drunk dialed you"

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:00pm

    This is a thing of beauty.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:09pm

    FIVE????? thata pretty weak

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:29pm

    Could this be an actual drunk text? :D

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:21am

    I don't get people who are pissed that they can't understand the drunk texts. HELLO, that was the original point of this site. & for those who are mad because someone posted a drunk text...think about it. That WAS what the site was for, before the mods got ridiculously stupid about their submissions.

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:34pm

    I always text like this when I'm drunk

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:17am

    1:00am... You just either thought entirely too much into this, or you need a life. There's no need to point out what might be obvious to most. If people don't see it, they don't deserve to have it explained to them.

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:31pm

    5:29, just because it could be an actual drunk text doesn't mean it actually was I'm leaning towards fake.

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:28pm

    can some translate this into english?!!

  • 51 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:31pm

    I'm with 11:28 on that!

  • 49 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:16am

    Five Maitais later and I still have not drunk dialed you Lmao!!!!!

  • 46 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:41pm

    In mother Russia, drunk phone dials you! -The Mad Russian