Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
