does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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