For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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