He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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