Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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