So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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