Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
