Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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