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    Submitted by ck24 on Jan 28, 13 at 2:11pm

    Suppose a slut started to rust. It is said actions speak louder than words, so said slut should get that nut.... Ck24 original

  • 52 42
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 28, 13 at 9:53pm

    Rusty Slut: Drambuie, peach schnapps, J├Ąger. Even portions. Done as a shot or on ice in a bucket. Add cranberry juice and you have a Rusty Redhead Slut.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 28, 13 at 11:19pm

    Actually if I had to misattribute this to any historic figure it would be Dorothy Parker, who also came up with gems such as "One more drink and I'll be under the host," "I've been too fucking busy and vice versa," and (regarding Vassar students) "If all those sweet young things were laid end-to-end, I wouldn't be surprised."

  • 45 43
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 28, 13 at 8:01pm

    "Rusty slut": alcoholic drink, or sexual act?

  • 38 34
    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Jan 30, 13 at 2:04pm

    Rusty Slut: Definitely a sexual act.

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    Submitted by bombsquad907 on Jan 28, 13 at 3:19pm

    yes I believe he did