Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
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I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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