Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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