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  • 99 40
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 9, 12 at 4:54pm

    Black lingerie. And he gets to cum wherever he wants since he's in mourning.

  • 59 49
    Submitted by Yeep on Nov 9, 12 at 4:28pm

    Birthday suit and a hallmark card.

  • 48 46
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 10, 12 at 2:23am

    Anything with stiletto heels works.

  • 27 30
    Submitted by italianflavor on Dec 28, 12 at 11:10am

    you can just bang me

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 9, 12 at 4:56pm

    Just send a text saying you want to do it on the coffin. That way you RSVP and booty call him in the same text

  • 24 43
    Submitted by italianflavor on Nov 20, 12 at 8:09am

    you cano me instea