Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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