Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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