butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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