what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
