he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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