he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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