I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize