did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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