only if we run a train.
done.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
How's work?
Spinning.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
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