I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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