I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
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No JJdoggie clearly you're the one that is retarded. See how I wrote "you're" which is the contraction for you are which is what I assume you meant. Dumbass.
She forgot to mention she wasn't wearing her safety helmet
Your making Denver look retarded. Go back to the Midwest please.
Suuure you swallowed your "gum"... Like a good little girl.
sounds like gum, but if it's that chewy something ain't right.
What if it's loaded with protein? Sorta like a warm shake.