just come out here and I will go home with you...
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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