He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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