Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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