i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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