They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
