And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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