Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
