Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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