Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
