i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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