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  • 81 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:51pm

    this makes me scared to have sex.

  • 82 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:21pm

    if the sex was that bad you should have said "I'm thinking about buttfucking you to see if THAT will get you to move a little bit"

  • 76 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:08pm

    glad i wasnt the only one who has been in that position

  • 72 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:37pm

    Um, no, any sex is NOT good sex to a guy. Girls who just lay there and do nothing are terrible. I'd rather masterbate.

  • 77 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:27pm

    Actually guys have asked me before "so, how was it?" or "did u have fun" in which case, her response is appropriate. Or maybe she was telling a friend.

  • 63 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:58pm

    this has happened to me....i'm a girl

  • 62 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:48pm

    I have never asked a girl what she's thinking about, though they have asked me. I don't know but im pretty sure at least 90% of guys wouldn't dare ask this question for the fear of her never shutting the fuck up

  • 68 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:20pm

    I've never asked "what are you thinking about" after sex, and I'm a female. Talk post sex = lame. (Maybe this sort of thinking is why I'm engaged?)

  • 60 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:10pm

    DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO DILDO

  • 70 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:01pm

    It's the stupid girl that always asks "what are you thinking?" this was definately a text from a guy

  • 58 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:54pm

    Let's fuck right now -117

  • 54 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:16pm

    My ex always wanted to hear how great he was, so that was usually the first question"What are you thinking about?" and then no matter what my answer was he would do a play-by-play and tell me how great he was to think of all those things. He's an ex.

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:09pm

    has to be female. only a woman would think honesty was a last resort.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:07am

    Hey DC not only was the sex bad, but you probably have aids now too hahaha

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:49pm

    Oh and when a girl asks you that, don't say nothing.. even if you are actually in the fragile state of mind where you are starring at something and your brain is fuzzing and blank. They always get upset and start fights about how you never tell her anything.

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:18am

    haha shit that exact thought has run through my mind. shit

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:39pm

    hahaha this was actually me, and im a girl and my guy was asking what i was thinking.... RIDICULOUS

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:29pm

    I'm a girl and I have never asked a guy what he was thinking, but I've definitely had a guy ask me what I was thinking after hooking up, so don't assume everyone fits the stereotype image you have in your head.

  • 49 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:01pm

    we've all been there...

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:36pm

    12:13PM - False Statement I had sex with this one girl who barely moved.. She was like a dead fish after flopping around on land for a while.

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:03pm

    Thats what you get for whoring around

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:47am

    hahahahah burrrrrrrn

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:02am

    been there done that...thats why I always make sure my clothes are all right close together so I can get dressed fast and make a clean get-away when she goes to the bathroom.

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:45pm

    So what are you saying 12:36? Do you think this was actually sent by a guy? I'm all for being sweet when I'm alone with my girl and asking her what she's thinking...wouldn't be caught dead telling my boys that

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:49pm

    yehhh this was def a girrl. And i dont think the guy would say what are you thinking. He prob said whats up or something.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:33am

    I think this might have been a girl...

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:48pm

    TFLN needs to add a little check box next to the area code so you can specify when you submit your text whether it is from a male or from a female.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:46pm

    what guy would say "like" at the beginning or anywhere in his sentence

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:56pm

    i'm definitely thinking it sounds like a girl. i doubt he asked WHILE they were having sex, to whoever said that, but he probably asked after. most likely an almost serious relationship lol

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:11pm

    uhh...1:05 you seem to know way to many details about cantalopes

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:45am

    hahaha you slept with him too????

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:28pm

    12:01 - you're totally right. Because I've never asked a girl (esp. while fucking) "what are you thinking?" I was kind of busy at the time . . .

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:36am

    Def. must have been a girl. I feel your pain..

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:57am

    DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:05pm

    well actually im just amazed that a girl that looks like you has such a wide set vagina. I mean I know I'm not huge or anything, but that was like fucking a cantalope that had been microwaved for 26 seconds, but the hole was cut waaaaaay to big.

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:13pm

    It definitely sounds like a girl...sex is good most of the time for the guy, it's the girl that gets the short end of the stick...err literally I guess?