i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She bit a glass in half.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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