Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I understand Curling. That high.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Threesome in a minivan. New low
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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