I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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