Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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