i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i out mim tonsoeep
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