you would pick up someone in the library
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
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Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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