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  • Hustling at its finest. And most dick-ish.

    Submitted by MrVulgaris on Dec 14, 10 at 4:33pm
  • Because one round of free drinks is totally worth completely f'ing up your relationship over. Telling your girlfriend that marrying her is a funny trick is a great plan.

    Submitted by iowawashington on Dec 14, 10 at 3:13pm
  • I think this is an excellent idea I mean I'm pretty sure the gf would be in on it too and whats wrong with free drinks

    Submitted by creepermagoo on Dec 14, 10 at 4:07pm
  • And people wonder why marriage is a dead institution.

    Submitted by Stotan1228 on Dec 14, 10 at 8:15pm
  • Teak TFLN is not about jokes. He was serious and we should all be very upset about what he said and call him a troll. (kidding, for those non-jokers)

    Submitted by loriann87 on Dec 19, 10 at 8:43pm
  • @Danny66 stfu dumbass. No one gives a shit about what you think ya fucking troll

    Submitted by vampyregrl on Dec 15, 10 at 1:25am
  • Get a sponsor ... Or pimp her dam ass out !! ;)

    Submitted by missbhavin on Dec 15, 10 at 12:19am
  • If your that hard up for a drink... Your a dumbass , so tell ur girlfriend to get it together

    Submitted by missbhavin on Dec 15, 10 at 12:15am
  • This is stupid and childish. I would never do that to my boyfriend.

    Submitted by taavonj on Dec 14, 10 at 5:08pm
  • @taavonj, you don't propose because you're a woman. Know your role, and get back in the fucking kitchen

    Submitted by Danny66 on Dec 14, 10 at 7:33pm
  • And then you can tell your fake fiancée that you are an alcoholic.

    Submitted by BrooklynGuy71 on Dec 14, 10 at 3:13pm
  • Then she gets the idea of marriage in her head...

    Submitted by wnicolson144 on Dec 16, 10 at 9:03pm
  • @vampregrl I agree with you on Danny. He'll be the one paying child support or have fucked up kids if he ever marries. Hope yah die from some nasty disease or a girl chips your dick off and watches you bleed out to death.

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 15, 10 at 3:18am
  • Actually I was in on it. The ladies next to us were drunk and kept telling us we were adorable, so I suggested it to him first

    Submitted by appleheart on Dec 20, 10 at 7:56am
  • This sounds like a great idea! Golf clap for you my friend.

    Submitted by bankdis on Dec 14, 10 at 10:54pm
  • Maybe she's in on it. Therefore not fuckin the relationship over.

    Submitted by dcmary07 on Dec 17, 10 at 9:32pm
  • pretty sure danny66 was kidding...

    Submitted by teak on Dec 15, 10 at 8:07am