I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Randomize
