i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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