what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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