Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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