we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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