I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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